deep thoughts with b.

Words With Friends, Volume 2: The Setup

• Co-worker: I want to set you up with my son, you two would be perfect for each other!
• Me: Uh... {nervous laughter}
• Co-worker: Yeah, I just need a picture of you. I told him you're a model.
• Me: Oh...
• Co-worker: {pulls out cell phone camera}
• Me: You mean right now?! {literally takes off running}
• Co-worker: {shouting after me} That's ok! I got you running away! I'll just tell him you're an athlete too!